It’s always fun to start up a conversation with someone you hadn’t personally spoken to in over a year, just to know that small talk is useless when they know exactly what you’ve been up to and what you’ve been working on. Gossip rules all and I’m merely a combination of words spread from mouth to ear, from keyboard to optical lenses.. I hope my affairs keep them up at night. Lord knows that when gossip wraps its filthy little hands around my social situation I tend to fill my mind with dancing walruses and seductive alligators. It’s a waste of my time to listen to someone else’s mistakes when I’ve got my own keeping me awake at night.